Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Travel Bug

Wonderful morning -- cloudy skies, lush greenery, cool, gentle breeze… and it did not rain. The weather was absolutely divine. Nahid Khan entered the Garden and exclaimed: “Wah, Kashmir is already here! Why should anyone take the trouble of going there?”
Santosh Tyagi promptly reminded her that there is no escape now and exactly one month from today, she would be on the train to Kashmir with the rest of the group. Both Arora and Shekhawat were taken aback when they realized it would be an early morning train and wondered if arranging a pick-up (mini bus, perhaps) at 5.00 a.m. for everybody would be a good idea.
Meanwhile, Monthi Serrao broke the news of a foreign trip being organised by “the other Garden” six months from now. Greece seems to be the favoured destination. Those interested would have to get their travel documents (passport, visa, etc.) in order within six months and that, in all likelihood, the Rotary Club would defray part of the expenses for senior citizens.
On her part, Sushma Gupta informed that she knew of a group going to Cambodia. Many felt that it was in Africa and instantly dismissed the idea. Even after the exact geographical location was explained, nobody showed any interest. “Who wants to go all the way there to see only black-black people?” was the common refrain!
Harish Wadhwa:
* I was just wondering that after one month many of us and the neighbours will enjoy so much of shanti! LOL
* Thanks also to the neighboring Garden folks who will give shanti a chance -- maybe after six months! Garden No 4 people are more lucky! Heee Heee
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
Oh Rain Gods, have some mercy on us, give us some water so we can survive this year!

Monday, July 30, 2012

Kashmir Countdown

With just over a month to go, the countdown to 'Mission Kashmir' has begun. On August 31, at 07:55 a.m., a contingent of close to 40 adventure seekers from the Club would board the Swaraj Express at Bandra Railway Terminus and set out on a long, non-stop journey of nearly 2,000 kilometres across north India to reach Jammu the following afternoon at 2:45 p.m. It is for the first time that an excursion of this scale is being organized.
Mumtaz Jahan (left pic), who is taking care of the logistics at the Srinagar end of the trip, made an appearance this morning to confirm that “all arrangements” have been made. She was in Kashmir last week and spoke of an unprecedented heat wave in the Valley; but was quick to assure everyone that the weather would turn pleasant there within a month. “You have nothing to worry about,” she said, cheerful as always.
Such positivity on Mumtaz's part is reassuring for the group – especially for the many first-timers to Kashmir who are a little nervous and perturbed by recent reports of disturbance in the area. Some members are threatening to pull out on one pretext or the other (but till they actually cancel their bookings, nothing can be said). Let us hope that nobody withdraws at this stage since a lot of effort has gone into putting together the numbers and finalizing everything -- courtesy one man, Hari Singh Shekhawat.
Incidentally, Shekhawat and Srichand Arora (pic above) are working out a new schedule for birthday celebrations – restricting them to just four quarterly joint-dos in a year. The idea is to put an end to frequent ‘birthday parties’ (which have lost their significance) in the Chinese Hut and instead, encourage interaction among members over lunch/ high tea in some restaurant or hotel, once every three months. A formal announcement on this is expected shortly.
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
* "My goodness, that is soo funny... I can't stop laughing!"
* Sisters-in-arms...

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Day 717

Pic of the Week
Is she waiting for something... or someone? WHO?!?

"I wonder if anyone will recognise me in this disguise?" --Renu Babani

"Queen Victoria is reigning now and sits on her throne!" --Renu Babani

"Автор продолжай в том же духе" --Anonymous

"Hey! Don't mess with me. I am the Queen of Bollywood." --Kishor Babani

"Yeh Lokhandwala ki heroine kaun hai? Yeh toh Aishwarya Rai hai!" --Anonymous

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Apologies!

DUE TO UNAVOIDABLE CIRCUMSTANCES, THERE IS NO BLOG POST TODAY.
PLEASE FORGIVE US!
Anonymous:
Привет! Все кто читает этот блог – С Днем Примерения и согласия!
(Translation: Hello! Everyone who reads this blog - Happy Primereniya and Harmony!)

Friday, July 27, 2012

Twin Birthdays

What may have been another mundane day, turned out to be a treat. It was Geeta Sardana's (right pic) birthday today. So she turned up with packets of sweets for those present during the exercise.
Apparently, today was also Razia Khan's (left pic) birthday. But due to Ramzaan, she does not come to the Garden. Here's wishing Geeta and Razia a very happy birthday and many more to come.
It doesn't matter whether we celebrate in a big or small way. Just sharing in each other's happiness is enough.
Another bone of contention among some ladies is the word 'discipline'. Complaints are continuous that “we feel like we are in a military rule, and somehow the exercises are no fun”. Why can't we exercise and also enjoy it in our own fashion?
These days, everyone looks so glum while exercising that it looks like another part of duty, as performed at home. It wouldn't be surprising if slowly, the turnout of the members is reduced to just the regulars. This is sad, because if one is felt forced into doing a certain thing, the happiness/enjoyment goes out of it completely.
Can someone please explain 'discipline' – as to what the rules are and how much is too much (or too little)? Let's live and let live. Life is too short to let anyone dominate our sense of fun.
--as reported by Renu Babani
Dilip Babani:
Babu moshai, baloo theko! Please take care of your health. Missing you!
Kishor Babani:
Wishing our Blog Monster a speedy recovery!

Thursday, July 26, 2012

As Usual...

Today was just like any other. As usual, the initial turnout was low. Nahid Khan did not come today. Thus the laughter round was conducted by Shekhawat and the free-hand exercises, by Srichand Arora.
The members arrived slowly as usual. A surprise latecomer was Dilip Babani, who hadn't been seen for ages. Ghaayal Sherni (Renu) was back with her hand in a splint once again. Everyone was concerned as to why the splint. The best comment was from Harish Wadhwa: "I was looking at Kishor's face, cheek, just in case..." to which Renu replied, "I missed by an inch!"
--as reported by Renu Babani
Dilip Babani:
Bose-babu, get well soon. Laughing Club misses you.
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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Normalcy Returns

Happy days are here again. Srichand Arora (in blue T-shirt) today stepped in the middle and conducted the exercises just like old times – thus putting to rest weeks of needless speculation, moping around and avoidable heartburn.
This development is a direct outcome of yesterday’s discussions (see post) after the exercises and more specifically, the initiative taken by Kishor Babani in clearing the air. At stake were certain issues of ‘discipline’ Arora had raised which was being strongly resisted by a section of members. At the same time, nobody wanted to hurt Arora’s sentiments and directly or indirectly, everyone had appealed to him to come around.
It surely speaks of his magnanimity to have let bygones be bygones and plunge headlong today in the Club's routine. Arora’s return brought about a collective look of relief and silent cheer all around. The only dampener though, was the absence of Hari Singh Shekhawat. Enquires on phone revealed that he is showing all the symptoms of viral flu.
We wish him speedy recovery.
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
Now doesn't it look nice, just being together and enjoying each other's company?
Srichand Arora:
Sorry friends, I think I was misunderstood. I never had an issue on discipline. The only thing irritating me was the action of 'pointing bullets' at the ladies. No more issues I had. Anyway, as far as discipline is concerned, I am the person who talks too much during the exercise. So how can I ask others to observe silence?
Renu Babani:
So talking is allowed. Ladies, let's enjoy and get back to our 'limited chatter' and have a fun- filled morning. Yeay, the taste of democracy is so sweet!

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Much Hairsplitting

Today proved to be another normal day and the turnout by the end was pretty good. As everyone was about to leave Shekhawat (left) stated that he had an announcement to make. Arun Patil (below right) said the reason for Arora not attending the exercises these days was that people do not follow proper rules and basically, there is no discipline in the Club.
To this, Kishor Babani (below left) asked: “At our age, who will follow rules? What's the harm if we talk a bit and have some fun? During those 45 minutes, as long as the routine is being followed, then why not enjoy it as well?”
Another member stated that others in the Garden watch us exercise and it gives a bad impression. Kishor's instant reply was: “We are here for our own personal health, not to impress others.”
At this point Arora arrived and there was complete silence.
Kishor insisted we continue the discussion so that he is aware of what we are talking about. The discussion was thus continued, whereon it was pointed out that during the exercises, if anyone talks, Arora has been stopping them; but when Arora talks and laughs, no one stops him. So why should he tell the rest?
The ladies too were in agreement: that those 45 minutes are when they can have fun and enjoy themselves before getting back to the mundane routine at home in silence. The discussion ended with everyone parting ways and the Badmash Company heading for tea. Let's wait and see what happens tomorrow.
--as reported by Renu Babani
Harish Wadhwa:
Bhai logon, Gussa, naaraz hona, bura manana, sab tyag doh... Yeh karte karte to zindagi beet gayi, par badla kuchh bhi nahin. Aab sirf aur sirf, khushiyon par apka adhikaar hai! Laaf like there is no tommorrow. Keep happy and smiling like you always do!

Monday, July 23, 2012

Gloomy Morning

Gloomy Monday morning. Dark, ominous clouds threatening to rain any time. Kishor and Renu Babani arrived late – but in time for the last part of the first Laughter Round in the Chinese Hut.
Nahid Khan (right pic) was there, as usual guiding the free-hand exercises. Her glaring look and stern voice demands discipline. As Ramzan has started, looks like she will be our main instructor for a full month. 'Ek doosre ko jhelna hain!’ she remarked. Still, people trickled in slowly and by the end of the exercises, we were about 17 members. Even Srichand Arora (left pic) arrived late, He decided to sit down, instead of joining us for the exercises.
The rains decided to play peek-a-boo. There was a drizzle for a few seconds and then nothing. Nothing of interest happened. Everyone seemed to be in a lazy mood -- just like the weather.
(as reported by Renu Babani)

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Day 710

Pehchaan Kaun
We know him as one of the most regular and punctual members in the Garden. Do you recognise him?

* "Most definitely Harish-bhai as a young lad!" – Renu Babani
* "I believe this cute boy is Mr Ved Prakash Grover, our regular member. --Kishor Babani
* "This is 100% Grover Uncle" --Kajal Babani
* "Bose-babu ka photo achcha lagta hai" --Dilip Babani
* "Well its our own Kishor-da in his school days" --Harish Wadhwa
[Yeh un dino ka photu hai jab ket-khaliyanon mein faslein leh-laha rahi thi. Ab kam ho gayi to kya hua, iska apna ek andaaz hai, maaza hai!]
[Renu-ji where did you find my school photo? Kahin aap apne hee pati ke bachpan ki photo pehchanne mein kahin chook to nahin kar rahi?]
* "He is Mr VED PRAKASH GROVER." --Sunita Jajodia
* "HE IS MR VED PRAKASH GROVER." --Monthi Serrao
* "My guess is Mr Grover" --Santosh Tyagi
* "It is HARISH-JI, I think!" --Srichand Arora
The following names were thrown up orally at the Garden:
* KISHOR BABANI -- Ramila Mistry
* SHEKHAWAT BOSE HARISH RANE -- Ved Prakash Grover
* KISHOR BABANI -- Harbans Singh
* VED PRAKASH GROVER -- Pratap Bhatt
* BOSE GROVER -- Hari Singh Shekhawat
* VED PRAKASH GROVER BOSE -- Bapu Rane
* KISHOR BABANI BOSE -- Sushma Gupta
* KISHOR SHEKHAWAT -- Arun Patil
* VED PRAKASH GROVER -- Jagmohan Papneja
* KISHOR BABANI GROVER -- Nahid Khan
* SANTOSH TYAGI -- Kiran Sajjan
* VED PRAKASH GROVER -- Mrs Mohankanwar Shekhawat
* KISHOR BABANI -- Sitaram Hivarkar
* BOSE -- Ram Shankar Shukla
* VED PRAKASH GROVER -- Neelam Garg
* KISHOR BABANI -- Geeta Sardhana

HE IS MOST DEFINITELY KISHOR BABANI -- as he looks today, on the right. For detailed report, please see post of August 11, 2012.
--Big Laaf

Saturday, July 21, 2012

False Start

We did not expect to see Khatoon Baig, Razia Khan, Nafisa Sayyad… not till the end of the Holy Month of Ramzan (around August 20). They had accordingly said their good-byes yesterday, only to show up in full strength this morning. Apparently the moon had not been sighted and they had got a breather before starting their daily roza (fasting).
A minor dispute broke out with Nahid Khan, who started her roza from today. She could not figure out why her maulvi should mislead her on the start of Ramzan today when everyone else had deferred their roza. Razia anyhow convinced her that Ramzan or no Ramzan, having started the fasting from today, she must not interrupt it now.
The rains provided another false start. After getting badly drenched yesterday (see post), many of us were not too keen on taking chances today. But Shekhawat was insistent and like a military commander, led us gallantly into the Garden – the dark clouds overhead notwithstanding. Within seconds the skies opened up and we scurried back into the Chinese Hut. Miraculously, no sooner had we got in than the skies cleared out and the rain stopped. Not once did it rain thereafter. We could as well have exercised outside.
Surely, we should always expect the unexpected.
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
"The Chinese Hut... a blessing in disguise where exercises are done with ease."

Friday, July 20, 2012

Fun ‘n’ Rains

Anybody who would have seen us exercising this morning must surely have called us a pack of lunatics. The rains had started and the Garden was completely deserted. Not a soul could be seen. Everyone had rushed for cover at the first indication of a downpour. BARRING US. Standing there in the middle, umbrellas in hand, we continued to exercise in stoic silence (pic alongside) while it rained!
This was Nafisa Sayyad’s idea. She had issued a fatwa that nobody would run for shelter if it were to rain today. “Koi nahin hileyga yahaan se,” she declared. “Baarish aaney doh. Exercise chaalu rakhne ka…” And so it was to be. Only Santosh Tyagi and Harish Wadhwa disobeyed her diktat and hurriedly disappeared into the Chinese Hut. Monthi Serrao went half-way and then turned back, seeing the rest of us putting up with the steady shower.
Strangely, nobody protested. Everybody seemed to subscribe to Nafisa’s peculiar logic of welcoming the rain, rather than running away from it. “If we avoid getting drenched, why should Oopar Wallah send any more rain?” she reasoned.
How anyone would exercise holding an umbrella can well be imagined. But a new exercise (side pic) got everyone charged today and became the cause of much hilarity. It is meant to jog the brain, sharpen mental skills, improve memory, prevent Alzheimer… This is how it goes: You shut both eyes and try standing on one leg for just 10 seconds. That’s it.
Shekhawat couldn’t get beyond the count of four. Grover toppled over at two and sat down instantly. Santosh tried repeatedly and reached five. Razia Khan lost balance at three. The best performance came from Nahid Khan. At seven, she fell over sideways and then demanded why she must do this exercise eyes closed. “This is a pickpocket’s idea. While you are busy balancing yourself, somebody will walk away with your wallet!” she concluded.
Harish Wadhwa:
Just wanted to avoid catching cold... But it was nice to see others enjoying the rain showers. Why is Razia-ji doing the rain dance alone when others are taking shelter in their umbrellas?
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
* "Rain or shine, umbrellas or not, let the exercise continue with no hindrance."
* "This is a form of kung-fu, Indian style!"

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Kaka’s Ghost

Rajesh Khanna’s ghost hovered over the Garden for the best part of the morning. Despite a spate of light drizzle, many of the benches were occupied by groups huddled together under umbrellas, all discussing one subject: India’s so-called ‘original superstar’ who passed away yesterday.
As in life, in death, the actor continued to capture public imagination – particularly with the ladies. Nahid Khan could not only recall his movies (amazingly, with the year of release) but was also correcting others on the string of women (in sequence!) he was romantically linked with off-screen. Talk also revolved around mass hysteria – stories of mobbing, of crowds stationed outside his house, of girls marrying his photographs and smearing lipstick on his car, fans worshiping the ground he walked on… Everyone had a favourite Rajesh Khanna story to tell – even debate the cause of his death. “He had stopped eating for the past eight days because his liver was completely destroyed due to heavy drinking,” informed Arun Patil, thus debunking all theories of lung cancer, kidney failure and AIDS doing the rounds.
Amidst this talk of death and finality, a birthday was also celebrated. Bhaswati Bose distributed sweets (left pic) because everyone sang and clapped and raised the customary extra laugh for her after the exercises. The blog wishes her many happy returns of the day – a normal, peaceful, healthy and contented life.
Harish Wadhwa:
* A very Happy Birthday to Bhaswati-ji on her 21st birthday. (To call it the 18th will be a little too much!) The sweets were awesome, just that I could lay my hands on only one piece as other members were keeping a watchful eye on me. Have a great day and many wonderful years ahead. God bless.
* Sad to hear of Rajesh Khanna's demise, the great star and legend. Some of Kishore-da's choicest songs were filmed on him, to which many of us relate to. May his soul rest in peace.
Prateeti Chowdhury:
Bhaswati-ji, are you turning 21? Just one song that's coming to my mind right now: Bryan Adam's Eighteen till I die... Suits you perfectly!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Emotional Breakdown

Sandhya Narang (in pic) looked suitably shocked when Hari Singh Shekhawat announced her birthday and appealed to everyone to raise an extra laugh for her. Moments later, as we joined in chorus, singing ‘Happy Birthday to You’, it was her turn to shock us. She suddenly broke into tears.
Before long she was weeping uncontrollably – in spite of her friends crowding around to comfort her. Khatoon Baig could be heard yelling, “Control, Control!” It was an emotionally surcharged situation nobody was prepared for, let alone comprehend. Watching her, the men too had a hard time fighting back their tears and somehow, with choked voices, managed to complete the round of counting and clapping.
Only later, after the prayers, could Sandhya compose herself and amidst much hugging and display of affection from the ladies, she got a smile back on her face. All this while, the men stood stupidly at a respectable distance, awaiting their turn for the chocolates she was to distribute. Thereafter, everyone was back to normal, laughing and joking.
Whatever be the cause of her emotional breakdown, we can only hope and pray for Sandhya that unpleasant memories do not haunt her and that she is able to look forward to a happy future with renewed strength and vigour. We wish her everlasting joy, good health and complete peace of mind and contentment.
Harish Wadhwa:
* A very Happy Birthday and lots of happiness to Sandhya-ji. The irrestible chocolate was quickly gone on the way to office!
* People who are emotional often have a very kind heart. Sandhya-ji’s nature is an example of this intrinsic goodness.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Pat on Back

Shekhawat today got a pat on the back from an unlikely quarter. Jagmohan Papneja (in pic, right) had just returned from a picnic at Manor with a group from the neighboring Garden. We too had been to the same place (but at another resort) three years back. It was a day outing and as always, we had a blast.
But Papneja somehow, did not look too pleased about his trip. Being the only member from the Club to have accompanied the other group, he was repeatedly prodded on his experience. After much hesitation he complained about certain issues that arise out of inadequate planning. “It was not the same as the excursions you organize,” he told Shekhawat.
Indeed, Shekhawat was acquired the reputation of being an ace at organizing excursions, be it in and around Mumbai or to far-off places like Goa and now, Kashmir. Nobody has ever had any complaints on the way he gets things done – right from the collection of cash, hiring transport, booking the place, etc. Today, Moti (the man behind the Thought of the Day quotes on the Garden’s blackboard) was seen consulting Shekhawat on hiring a mini bus for a ‘private picnic’ to Lonavala.
Meanwhile, Renu Babani led a seven-member delegation of movie addicts to Cinemax to watch the latest Saif Ali Khan-starrer Cocktail (pic above, left). The movie has received mixed reviews in the press -- mainly for its convoluted plotline on a double ménage-a-trois of sorts featuring Deepika Padukone, Diana Penty and Randeep Hooda, with Saif at the centre of it all.
But then, does anybody really care? So long as you get a break from your daily routine, just about any run-of-the-mill potboiler should do.
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
* "You guys are the best... Keep it up!"
* "Life is a cocktail... Take a sip and enjoy!"
P.S.: I thoroughly enjoyed the movie and everyone acted real well!
Dilip Babani:
Really, life is a 'cocktail' only for those people who are alive. In this tense world, all are dead. Very few are alive and living life like a cocktail!
Harish Wadhwa:
* Life is great -- alive, cheerful and kicking -- as long as it is a cocktail of such nice babes as in the picture. Give this opportunity to any of our men (age no bar, and don't forget me!) to see them go weak in their knees!
* There is no doubt that good planning and arrangements are the key to making a good picnic. Shekhawat-ji and his fellow colleagues excel in doing them, which makes the trips memorable.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Monday Buzz

For a Monday morning, the turnout was good. Shekhawat described it as “two dozen plus two” – one dozen for the men present and the other dozen for the women, plus two late-comers who habitually show up at the end of the exercises.
But that was not what dominated the morning buzz. A cricket pitch is coming up in the Garden close to where we exercise. The stretch of land adjoining the nullah has been dug up. Today we saw a yellow road roller standing there motionless. And thereby hangs a tale.
We were told that the road roller (pic right) had been requisitioned for leveling the ground, but not much progress could be made because of intermittent rains. Yesterday, given favorable weather conditions, somebody decided to operate the road roller – only to discover that its battery was missing. Somebody had apparently stolen the battery!
An emergency meeting was called last evening to investigate the theft. And unable to pin the blame on anyone, the administrators of the Garden have resolved to penalise the night watchman. A sum of Rs5,000 will be deducted from the poor man’s salary.
Many questions are making the rounds. Who is to say the battery was stolen at night? Was it stolen in the first place? Does not the punishment smack of arbitrariness? Why make the night watchman a scapegoat? Is this because he happens to be a soft target…
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
"We ladies are all over the place. And yet they say it is a male-dominant world!"

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Day 703

Pic of the Week
Wow! This also goes on in the Garden? Wait till Arora sees this!!!
Renu Babani:
"Oh my God! What on earth am I looking at? Maybe you could explain..."
Harish Wadhwa:
It is the Gadget Guru giving tips on usage of a phone feature to the good lady. "So simple and easy, hunh?" was what she remarked.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

Celebrating Rains

It continues to rain in fits and starts. But having got a reprieve for that crucial one hour in the morning, we managed to complete the exercises, without interruption, out in the open. Only thereafter did it begin to rain. And the umbrellas came out.
Being the weekend, everyone wanted to make the most of their time together. The weather was unusually pleasant with a cool, gentle breeze wafting across right across. Bose unwittingly became the scapegoat in the middle for the exercises, his freshly grown goatee prompting the ladies to christen him ‘Abdullah’. Nafisa Sayyad was unsparing as usual towards Hari Naraiyani (left pic), ribbing him constantly for appearing blissfully distracted and not taking the exercises seriously. Not that it mattered to him because, as everyone knows, he is a law unto himself.
Meanwhile, plans are afoot for a movie outing next week. The latest Saif Ali Khan-starrer, Cocktail is being highly spoken about, more so after Kishor Babani watched it yesterday. So far only the ladies seem interested – the exception being Hari Naraiyani. He wants to be the sole male member from the Club to join them at Cinemax, next Tuesday. Watch this space.
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
* Raindrops keep falling on my umbrella...
* I ain't old. I just look it!

Friday, July 13, 2012

Wet Spell

An early morning cloudburst put paid to all hopes of exercising out in the open. Still, Shekhawat made an attempt to lead us into the Garden as the rains had almost subsided by 7.00 a.m. But he was outshouted by Razia Khan and Co and we had perforce to be confined to the Chinese Hut through the exercises, from start to finish.
Significantly, ladies outnumbered the male members 15 to 6 today – which only goes to explain why they are regarded as not only the dominant, but stronger sex in the Club. While most men panicked at the sudden downpour and remained home-bound, the former waded past overflowing drains and slippery sidewalks to keep their appointment in the Garden.
But then, exercising in the Chinese Hut has its downside. Not only is it claustrophobic and restricts free movement of the arms, the space constraint plays peculiar tricks on the mind. Both Razia and Nahid Khan (who conducted the exercises) betrayed signs of memory lapse by skipping certain exercises and had to be prompted back on course. This is rather unusual for the two veterans for whom taking us through the daily routine is like second nature.
Or maybe, it had something to do with Friday the Thirteenth, who knows?
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
"We ladies have power and proved it. So lift your arms and let's soar like the eagle!"

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Metamorphosis

It is not for nothing that she is often called 'Nahid Bhai'. A man among women, Nahid Khan (in pic) is a stickler for discipline, unfailingly punctual and never hesitant at pulling up someone for the slightest lapse while she is in charge. In fact, she is the most regular among the ‘teachers’ who conduct our exercises. The way she hollers “Idhaar!” (demanding attention) would make anyone freeze mid-conversation – which makes her somewhat a terror for chatterboxes like Bhaswati Bose, Santosh Tyagi and Geeta Sardhana. That she flashes her golden tooth while yelling has further enhanced her bhai (underworld don) status in the Club.
Yet, Nahid can be endearing in her own way. This morning she scolded Yusuf Rassiwala in English for sporting an orange cap instead of the prescribed blue club colour (pic below). “Why colour change… this cap?” she demanded. And when Shekhawat (with four others) began to ‘shoot’ at the public toilet during the Slow and Fast round, Nahid looked both confused and bemused: “Yeh kya hua, kaise hua…” She expected Shekhawat to target her, as always.
It is this disarming simplicity (bordering on naïveté) that also makes Nahid so popular and by default, the butt of many jokes. As she hails from Lucknow, the ladies tease her for being another Mayawati (the dictatorial ex-chief minister of U.P.) and have even threatened to erect a statute of her in the Garden. And every time she goes out of Bombay, her friends taunt her for going to inspect some contraband shipment like a regular don!
Significantly, this is the same lady who had not stepped out of her house till about six years back. Only after her husband’s death did she start visiting the Garden. Today, she has not just found her voice, she exudes confidence and is literally going places. You do not mess with her types.
This is what the Club does. There are many like Nahid who had come in with visible psychological scars – being painfully shy, retiring and quiet, lacking social skills. They have all transformed into super-assertive and outgoing individuals, brimming with energy (and mischief)… It is almost like living life afresh.
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
* "Let's put our hands up in the air and show everyone what it feels like to be free."
* "See, I have worn the Big Laaf cap. So why is everyone chiding me?"

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Name Calling

Everybody in the Club knows who our “Lord Hanuman” is. But he is never addressed as such. Just that, every time Kishor Babani (right pic) hails the monkey god in the course of our exercises, all heads would automatically turn towards the Garden gate. And there, sure enough, this portly gent would be seen, slowly making his way towards us.
Like Hanuman, we have a "Pandurang Baba" in our midst. As also a "Tedha Sher", "Qutub Minar", "Shahrukh Khan", "Dedh Futia", "Bhalu Chhey"… names that might sound idiotic, but well define the informal nature of our relationship and the abiding closeness we share as members of one family.
Yet somehow, ladies have insulated themselves from being 'named' – till Ramila Mistry (left pic), short of being called a hospital, became “Kokilaben” recently. And now Shekhawat (right pic, below) has earned the moniker, “Sheikh Abdullah” (after former J&K chief minister), thanks to his initiative at herding a huge group to Srinagar this September. “It takes a lot of courage to handle a group of 37 in Kashmir, unless of course, you are Sheikh Abdullah,” quipped Hari Naraiyani.
In this marvelous menagerie of oddballs strange things happen every day, as any follower of this blog would have figured out. Today, Srichand Arora had to restrain Nafisa Sayyad from breaking into paroxysms of dance steps while the song Mujhe teri mohabbat ka sahara… played on during the exercises. The lady was eager to demonstrate how this sublime number of yesteryears would be choreographed in present times – replete with pelvic thrusts, gyrations and punching the air.
But then, the biggest and happiest surprise of the morning came when Sardar Tohba Singh (left pic) announced the “new entrant” in his family -- a granddaughter. To celebrate the event, this otherwise quiet and self-effacing Sikh gentleman treated us to boxes of sweets and savories soon after the exercises. He needn’t have – because he is technically not a member. He does not even belong to Bombay. He is from Faridabad, on vacation and staying with his son in the neighborhood. To us, he is a guest. But we have obviously managed to corrupt him also.
Many congratulations to you, Sardar-ji! Our blessings and good wishes go to the newborn and her parents as well.
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
* "Look at us, always cheerful and happy and no one can change that!"
* "I am the senior amongst all of you and appreciate you accepting me as part of your group."

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Taking Chances

With the monsoon playing hide and seek, Shekhawat has become increasingly adventurous by the day. He comes early to the Garden and no matter how heavily overcast the sky is, he’d lead the group out in the open for the exercises. Somehow, he has developed an aversion for exercising in the Chinese Hut and would rather take his chances with getting wet in the rain.
Today was no different. Dark clouds hung over the Garden and it looked as though the rains would descend any moment. But Shekhawat was determined. Disregarding protests from members, he headed straight out and started his Ram Ram Bol. The drizzles came and went. And each time Shekhawat kept guaranteeing that it would not pour till we were done with the exercises.
If Shekhawat had a supporter, it was Nahid Khan. She chided others for being mortally afraid of “dissolving in water” when it rains. Nafisa Sayyed however, had no patience for niceties and kept urging Nahid to rush through the exercises phata-phut instead of indulging in idle talk. Even Santosh Tyagi and Harbans Singh were unusually quiet in their anxiety to beat the rain gods.
The up-side of all this was that we were ready to disperse at least 10 minutes ahead of time – but not before Monthi Serrao (in pic) rewarded us with sweet crispy biscuits her daughter had brought from Jaipur. That was a nice bonus for being extra diligent today – for a change.
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
"That looks yummy... Maybe I should take a second helping!"

Monday, July 09, 2012

Bouquet & Kalakand

In an immeasurably touching gesture, the Club broke convention and greeted the Bose couple (pic left) with a bouquet of roses on their return to the Garden today. The felicitation was ostensibly for their wedding anniversary (which fell earlier this month) when they were out on vacation.
The ceremony took many by surprise, even as Shekhawat appealed to everyone not to disperse after the exercises. Apparently, he had also made telephone calls to ensure a healthy turnout this morning. Only when Arora strode in with the bouquet and requested Santosh Tyagi, the senior-most lady member to do the honours, did things fall into place. Visibly humbled by the unprecedented experience, the Boses reciprocated the members’ warmth and kindness with chocolate bars they had picked up from Prague.
However, a more deserving candidate for the bouquet today should have been Santosh Tyagi’s granddaughter, Arushi who has just passed high school in London with flying colours. Evidently, this phenomenally talented girl has attained such high grades that she will not be required to change her alma mater and for the next three years, would be pursuing higher studies in computer engineering in the same institution.
In her joy and appreciation of this meritorious feat, the proud grandmother distributed freshly made kalakand (right pic above) to all present this morning. (Santosh however insists that the treat was directly from Arushi, who happens to be a keen follower of this blog.) On our part, we can only applaud from afar and bless the girl at keeping up the good work and doing still better in life.
Congratulations, once again, Arushi!
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
* What a beautiful bouquet of roses... so thoughtful and unexpected!
* Yes, sweets after exercising for all to share the pride and happiness as a family?
P.S.: It was great to see the regulars back this morning. Hopefully it stays that way.
Dilip Babani:
Welcome home, Mr and Mrs Bose. Nice to see you.

Sunday, July 08, 2012

Day 696

Pic of the Week
If only they came a little clo...
Life offers immense possibilities in a Salzburg cycle stand!
Kishor Babani:
I think I have seen this black fellow in Mumbai recently. But what is he doing in Salzburg? Even these beauties are screaming 'Shah Rukh Khan'!
Renu Babani:
"Mumbai? Why would I want to be there when I have such beauties behind me?"
Dilip Babani:
Indian hero in between European heroines looking handsome; but where is Rani Mukherjee?

Saturday, July 07, 2012

Quick Recap

Just to register our return to blogosphere. Like it or not, you will have to suffer us every day from now on. Renu Babani (pic below) has very kindly provided us an update of the past two weeks for the record. Here are the highlights:
June 26: The general body meeting has been postponed till further notice.
June 27: Strong winds and dark skies. But great weather.
June 28: When it rains, it pours. The few members who turned up, were treated to suji ka halwa, courtesy Santosh Tyagi. Today was her grand-daughter's birthday.
June 30: Seven members celebrated their birthday by distributing boxes from Vyanjan: Mohankanwar Shekawat, Kiran Arora, Sunita Jajodia, Khatoon Baig, Naheed Khan, Sushma Gupta and Ved Prakash Grover. Purushottam Sharma was a surprise guest.
July 3: Discussions on a trip to Lonavala. Shekhawat finds out that the place where we usually stay is currently under renovation. No chance before September.
July 4-5: Heavy rains, gloomy weather.
July 7: Extra laugh for Yusuf Rassiwala -- for not wearing his cap!
Kishor Babani:
Welcome back to Mumbai, our refreshed Blog Monster. Hope to see you soon in the Garden.
Srichand Arora:
Welcome back home. Hope to see you on M O N D A Y morning.