Friday, July 10, 2015

Celebration

An unusual ‘drought’ in an otherwise busy birthday month was today broken by Harbans Kaur. She celebrated her daughter’s birthday with a big blackforest cake, much to everyone’s surprise. We were all conditioned to being denied of any morning treat, at least till Ramzaan is over. As most of our Muslim members are away, it looked like the dry spell would continue for some more time. Harbans Kaur proved us wrong and that there is still room for hope. The best part though, was that her knee surgery in Ludhiana has done wonders for the lady. Gone are the days when she would come limping into the Garden, stopping every few steps and seeking support whenever she sat down or stood up. She was visibly in agony even as she did not utter a word to obtain anyone’s sympathy. Today, she is the same proud person, but a new Harbans Kaur. She walked in with confident strides, a spring in every step and most important, with an upbeat disposition. We all felt happy for her.
This is not to belittle the importance of her daughter’s birthday. We wish her also the very best on the occasion and thank her for remembering us. Had she turned up with her mother, it would have been the absolute icing on the cake!
Harish Wadhwa:
Mrs Harbans Kaur, saannu twade haathon banaya hoya kada prasad chahida hai. Just let us know when we can come home. Happy birthday and long life wishes to your daughter. Also nice to see you comfortable with the knee replacement.

Thursday, July 09, 2015

Sultry Spell

Sun blazes down relentlessly on the Garden
After the ‘monsoon mayhem’ of early June, the weather gods have swung to the other extreme – forcing on us an extended dry spell for the past fortnight. It is so sultry and sticky that every morning, during the exercises, we would be hoping and praying that the rains descend upon us once again. Our prayers were answered only partially today with a passing drizzle, but that was all. It had become even more sweltering after that.
Arora came up with a theory that the only way to invite the rains was to stop bringing umbrellas to the Garden. “That’s how nature works,” he said confidently. “When you come prepared for something, it will not happen. When you are not, nature is bound to catch you unawares.”
Significantly, most people had already stopped bringing their umbrellas – Shekhawat being an exception.
Santosh Tyagi
Gupta saw his opportunity and jumped at it. “Look, this man is the culprit,” he said pointing at Shekhawat and the big colorful umbrella he habitually brings to the Garden every day. “Because of him we are not having any rain. He is the man who gives us trouble.”
Shekhawat gave him an indulgent smile. “The day he gets into trouble, there will be no one to bail him out,” Arora chided.
“Don’t worry about me,” Shekhawat grinned. “There are many people to bail me.”
“He is talking about his saalis,” Nahid Khan intervened and everyone instantly clammed up.
Meanwhile news filters in on Santosh Tyagi’s continued absence for over a week. It seems she has lost her gold chain to chain snatchers last week while making it down a deserted stretch from her home early morning. The exact details of the incident are not known yet. But since then, Santosh has lost the confidence to step out of doors on her own. “The chain holds immense sentimental value to me,” Santosh confided in a friend. “My father gifted it to me 35 years back.”
Some clarity on this would emerge when Santosh comes to the Garden next – hopefully this Saturday, as promised on phone.

Wednesday, July 08, 2015

Blog is Back

Back in form... it's business as usual at the Garden
Today is July 8 and the blog is back on schedule. The Boses are also back on schedule bringing with them little goodies from Greece and Italy – Florentine croissants, hard cheese from Rome and chocos from Athens. The only thing missing was Mallika Kagzi’s flavoured tea. That would have topped a very entertaining and enjoyable morning.
However, the most heartening part was that Shekhawat and Gupta are still over with getting on each other’s case, in spite of Arora’s repeated warnings of a showdown between the two. “Playing pranks is fine, but one day both of them shall have such a bitter fight that it will be impossible for us to restrain them,” he cautioned.
But the warnings fell into deaf ears. Even the yelp of some dog at a distance was enough for Shekhawat to provoke Gupta during the exercises: “Go check, somebody is telling you something!”
“Not to me, he is saying something to you,” Gupta shot back.
“But only you understand that language,” Shekhawat egged him.
“No, that language is coming from Rajasthan,” Gupta clarified, suggesting the yelps were from Shekhawat’s village.
“No, it is coming from behind you,” Shekhawat persisted.
Gupta and Shekhawat in action
Bhaswati Bose marks homecoming
“No the sound is from your behind,” Gupta insisted.
“Does your behind sound like that?” Shekhawat was curious, not giving in. And so on and on they went, short of grabbing each other’s throats, but all in good humour.
Some time back Gupta took a swipe at Shekhawat’s obsession with the railway train, even as there was nobody to follow his ‘engine’. Since a majority of our members (who constitute the coaches of the train) were absent due to Ramzaan, Shekhawat presented a strange picture of an engine chugging without coaches. “The engine has become a widow,” Gupta remarked in mock sympathy.
Today Shekhawat clarified that for long his “coaches had been in the yard for repairs” and to prove his point, he mobilized nearly a dozen ‘coaches’ behind him much to Gupta’s surprise: “Arrey, the train has started running again!”
Now what can anybody say about such talk? Even school kids could do better.
Harish Wadhwa:
The blog is back and so is the monster behind it. Thanks for the lovely hard cheese from Rome and the chocolate from Greece. They were truly lovely. Please visit more often so than we can benefit from the goodies that follow! The BC chai also happened after a log gap of two months and we cherished our moments of banter.
Kiran Prakash:
The Boses are back. The blog is back. And the stories of entertainment are back.
The master of the laughter round, Bose Babu raised the fourth laugh -- of course, on demand -- for his own return.
The croissants were really delicious. It went very well with tea at home. Cheese from Italy is well known all over the world. Still not opened.
The Shekhawat-Gupta duo is the pivot around which all the entertainment revolves these days. Thanks to them, we remain upbeat.

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Yearly Break

It’s that time of the year to shut shop and unwind. 
For the next 12 days we will not be around and the blog shall stay suspended for this period. 
But do stay on. 
Hope to catch you when we return on July 8, 2015.

--Blog Monster


Kiran Prakash:
Enjoy your yearly break. Forget blog... But no doubt, we will miss the blog.
Siba Prasad Maitra:
Wish Blog Monster a happy and enjoyable break. Bon Voyage.
Harish Wadhwa:
Nice pic of Blog Monster (and Monstress) enjoying the sea. Have a great time buddy. The well-toned, hourglass figures are showing. Maintain it.
Dilip Babani:
Have a nice time!

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Simply Priceless!

Shekhawat receives gift from Monthi Serrao
Monthi Serrao wore her Club cap, but forgot it was Wednesday. Instead of wearing green, she turned up in a beautiful white embroidered top. Only when she was greeted “Happy Saturday!” did Monthi realize her folly. She had left home wearing white, believing it was Saturday today.
Monthi was to however, more than make up for the lapse. For after the exercises, she fished out a large cardboard box (still unopened) containing puja samagri
Ved Prakash Grover distributes Shirdi prasad
an exquisitely carved square platform with lovely little pots and bowls, including a kalash with intricate meenakari work, all in polished Makrana marble. It was simply priceless!
“This is for your wife,” she said, gifting the artifact to Shekhawat. “I have no use for this.
Kiran and Srichand Arora in Manali
I got it as a return gift from a family friend and I immediately thought of your wife. It was her birthday last Sunday and we could not even wish her. Please accept this as my birthday gift to her. I am sure she will value this.”
Shekhawat was overwhelmed. For the first time in the morning, he was at a loss of words. Till then, he had been behaving like a loose cannon, hitting off at all directions – pulling up Fehmida Khan for not exercising and walking out on him, picking on Siba Prasad Maitra for being ‘absent for a week’ (whereas it was only for a day, yesterday), advising Nahid Khan to reduce her tummy (“It is going forward too much”) and so on. Monthi’s gift grounded him for the rest of the morning and he shut his mouth thereafter.
Meanwhile, here’s a surprise from Srichand Arora. Last week, he had been away on vacation at Manali and now he has sent this photograph (alongside) against the snow-capped reaches of the popular hill station. Incidentally, the trip was to celebrate the birthday of his wife Kiran. We thank the Aroras for sharing this beautiful picture with us.
Renu Babani:
What a beautiful thought, Monthi. Priceless. Definitely left Mr Shekhawat speechless, which is ever so rare. So now everyone knows how to keep him silent, even if for a while. God bless him because no matter what, he is good at heart.
Bihari Milwani:
Now we know why the lion roars fiercely. He is not successful in hunting for gifts every day.