Pajama Jokes

Now that the cold wave has begun to recede, people are looking more cheerful and letting their hair down. Santosh Tyagi got in the mood of narrating jokes (left pic) and was soon joined by Harbans Singh with some equally funny ones. Out of the blue, Monthi Serrao (below, right) ‘discovered’ a mother in Santosh and bowing her head in reverence, she exclaimed “Meri amma!” She refused to budge till the latter blessed her with an upraised hand.
Coincidentally, it was just yesterday that Srichand Arora accosted her in like manner and with folded hands, asked her to bless him. “Aapki ashirwad chahiye!” he pleaded. Clearly taken aback, Santosh did not know which way to look – more so, since Arora is senior to her and then, it was his birthday yesterday. She mumbled gamely, “Sir pe haath pher doon toh chalega?” before raising her palm over his head.
This, from a lady who already has an issue going with Shekhawat for overstating her age in the railway reservations for the Himachal Tour in March. So today, when Shekhawat entered the Garden, padded from top to toe, she promptly asked him for the tour papers. Pat came the answer: “When I wear my knickers, the papers will come with them!” And when will he wear those knickers? No answer.
The real pajama joke, quite literally, came with Geeta Sardhana. As usual Shekhawat greeted her in Gujarati, “Kem chho, naniben!” Tired of replying “Maje mein” she said “Moje mein” for a change. Shekhawat heard “Pajame mein” and that set off a series of hilarious alliterations which only a madcap group like ours can manufacture!
But the best news of the day was that Razia Khan has come good from the surgery for the removal of her kidney stone. It was a procedure involving ureteroscopy undertaken last evening at Pooja Nursing Home, Jogeshwari. The family, it seems, has preserved the offensive stone that put her to grief for so many weeks. Thankfully, the worst is over for her.
Jagmohan Papneja:
It is indeed good to learn about Razia's health. I hope this is her last trip to the hospital. Wishing her the best.
Zaiyan Khan
Dear BIG LAAF family, Razia Khan is now back home as the operation was successful by the grace of Almighty and all your prayers. Thanks a lot.