Reducing Radius

JOKEY WOKEY: Watch out Sitaram wants to hit someone!

With each passing day, the radius of our exercise circle keeps shrinking as there were only three of us to start the exercises this morning and later, Geeta Sardana joined in to inform that ‘Ungli Master’ Mutthuswamy has had to cut off a few of his toes because of an acute diabetes condition and Nahid Khan agreed to conduct the day’s proceedings even as she would rather quietly enjoy the music playing in the middle when Srichand Arora, who is trying to grow a French beard, suddenly caught sight of his dark green T-shirt rapidly going away on the back of a young, shapely woman on the walking track and asked Jagmohan Papneja’s help if he could please procure a similar dark green T-shirt from a market in Malad should he be going that side by bus

Dilip Babani has paid his club subscription

because there was no place for car parking in that area but there was some confusion with Nahid correcting them on the bus number when Mumtaz Jahan showed up in style to place her bag in the middle and perform her own exercise, totally independent of the sequence of exercises in progress, thereby provoking Arora to pull her up for never ever wearing the club cap and defying the club rules but she ignored him and joyfully announced that she would be away in Delhi from tomorrow, which was another way of saying that she couldn’t care a damn about the cap and everybody kept quiet till the exercises got over and after Sitaram Hivarkar conducted the prayers, Bhaswati Bose came up with yet another elephant joke and then Dilip Babani made Monthi Serrao richer by paying in advance his membership renewal fees for the next year only to set tongues wagging over what, if ever, is going to happen to the money being collected, now that all of us are already old and would only be getting older by the day and that we will all die one by one and in the end all the money in the club kitty shall be inherited, most likely by youngest surviving member among us, who will celebrate in the Garden with wild abandon, merrily dancing and clapping to ‘Ho-Ho, Ha-Ha’ while the rest of us would watch silently from above, sucking our stupid thumbs!
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