Sunday, March 11, 2012

Day 587

Pic of the Week
HOLI 2012: The event we can never forget...

"Just like the vibrant colours of Holi, our members look like the beautiful colours of the rainbow. No worries, no care! Holi Hai!!!" --Renu Babani

"What a lovely Sunday pic of Maa Kali worshipers!" --Harish Wadhwa

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Garden No 2

The unending caravan of daily celebrations took us to Garden No 2 this morning. Instead of exercising on home ground, we trooped in to take part in the laughter exercises of our neighbors across the road, courtesy Hem Chand Jain. His grandson had got married in Delhi recently and he wanted us to rejoice with him and his friends. Srichand Arora gracefully accepted his invite on our behalf and to our pleasant surprise, a lavish spread had already been laid out to mark the grand meet of members of both the laughter clubs.
To many of us, the laughter exercises of our neighbors came as eye-openers. We do not mimic the Charlie Chaplin waddle, or the act of pouring lassi, hold our ears for no reason or say, shoot an invisible arrow or slap our thighs while trying to walk awkwardly...
Whatever the benefits of these comical acts, they surely raised many laughs among first-timers – more so, when they failed to catch up with the breathless pace of our hosts. No wonder, an exasperated Nahid Khan dared us to emulate the exercises by ourselves in our Garden. She would rather we remain content doing our own thing, including the rigorous free-hand exercises and go home happily.
We also discovered that they too have a jokes' session like us to sign off the exercises. Kishor Babani pitched in from our side with his HDFC joke. Hari Naraiyani did not exercise, but wandered around, shaking hands with old friends. Yusuf Rassiwala looked a past master with the new set of exercises, as were Hari Singh Shekhawat, Razia Khan and Santosh Tyagi. The best part was the lusty rap number sung at the end by an elderly gentleman. “Oh my dear, come on near…” he intoned, while everyone else clapped along in unison. Perhaps we too must try this after our exercises with Harish Wadhwa leading a male chorus… or should it be Sitaram Hivarkar?
Renu Babani's PICS-SPEAK:
* "We can adjust wherever we go. A group that is able to join in and be a part of the crowd!"
[P.S.: Yes, it was interesting to watch some new exercises which were really different. Thank you, the members of Garden No 2 for inviting us and making us feel welcome.]
Harish Wadhwa:
Unke paas nayee exercises hain toh kya hua?
Unki exercises hamse tez hain toh kya hua?
Unke paas bhi jokes aur shayari hai to kya hua?
Hamare paas apna blog aur Ganju-Panju hai.
Hamare paas baatein, baatein aur zyada baatein hai.
Hamare paas Badmaash Company hai.
Hamare paas dilwale log hain. Balle Balle!!!

Srichand Arora:
* I agree, some of their exercises are really good. So let us discuss with our group in the Garden and if all agree, we may try out some of them. But then, we might have to reduce all our repeat actions in order to provide time for the new laughter exercises. I agree with our Harish-ji also, that hamare paas toh bahut kuchh hai.
* I am really thankful to all in Garden 2 for the warm welcome extended to Big Laaf members. Thanks a lot, Mr Jain especially.
Harish Wadhwa adds:
Arora-ji, let us include some of their exercises in our routine. It will make things more interesting and quick!

Friday, March 09, 2012

Police Swoop

Our worst fears were confirmed today. For after the club’s Holi festivities yesterday morning and all members having dispersed, some people hung around in the Garden for what was to be an extended, but private celebration of sorts.
Bottles were uncorked, chicken roast and salads ordered and amidst raucous laughter, jokes and songs, everyone was having a ball… till 10:45 a.m. when out of the blue, the police descended on the group and spoilt the party. The miscreants were rounded up and taken in a van to Oshiwara Police Station... only to be let off after a while.
This was the big talking point for the club today. As is natural in such cases, many versions of the incident were making the rounds with no one getting any wiser. What was clear though was that residents of neighboring buildings had objected and called in the cops. The watchman of the Garden had also warned the men several times. An eyewitness, who took refuge in a chemist’s shop (munching a chocolate to evade suspicion) recounted that it was nothing but false bravado that had landed the revelers in a soup. The same men who bragged about their ‘connections’ with the cops were the first to run helter-skelter for their lives. And funnily, they were the ones today taking a moral high ground, pointing fingers at those caught with their hands in the cookie jar!
On his part though, Hari Singh Shekhawat cleared the air of all misgivings (top pic), assuring members that nobody from the Club was involved in the incident in any manner. This obviously makes us 'good boys'. But Srichand Arora sounded a note of caution, lest any of us be ever caught on the wrong foot in future.
Amid all the posturing and moralising, our little friend Ali (Nazma Sayyad’s grandson) strayed into our midst. He was in school uniform and had expected to find gran’ma in the Garden. As the school buses were on strike, he apparently could not find his way home. Shekhawat offered to drop him after the exercises, but Kishor Babani intervened and like a good, caring samaritan (bottom pic) took the boy in his car and deposited him where he belongs.
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
* "I am telling you to please stop worrying. Listen to me, I know what I am saying."
* "Maybe this uncle can help me find my way. I AM LOST!"
Harish Wadhwa:
Kishor-da is the bade-dilwala man in our group -- always willing to extend a helping hand. An adorable example of how grounded and good a gentleman he is. Keeping up the high values of the Babani family, Dilip- bhai is no less when he rushed to the police station yesterday to rescue his fellowmates. Arora-ji was in a jovial mood as usual, or maybe a little high due to the extra dose of the 'green herb' of Holi and the daylong sessions of ingestion. After all, Holi is meant to be celebrated like this, he remarked during Chai. Arora-ji khush to hum sab khush. Love you Arora-ji for your zinda-dil attitude.

Thursday, March 08, 2012

Colours of Holi

When colours speak louder than words... particularly on
INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY
Before:
After:
Check the slideshow alongside for more images of the HOLI FESTIVITIES in the Garden.
Renu Babani's PICSPEAK:
"We bring colour to an otherwise black-and-white world. What power he has given us... amazing!"
Dilip Babani:
* Oh my God! Such lovely women looking like lovely girls!!!
* Everyone knows of women's power. All men are useless without women. If the wife is happy, she will make the man's life wonderful and lovely. This world will become swarg for the man. If the woman is unhappy, she will make the life of her husband hell. Every man should therefore please his wife. Yeda bankey peda khao. Jai ho Women's Day!
Bhaswati Bose:
* More power and COLOUR to us... Happy Women's Day!
* Very well said, Dilip-bhai. If only all men took your advice, life will be so beautiful!
Harish Wadhwa:
* What a lovely transformation! The laal mooh ke... khiladi are looking really great. The Holi pics on the slideshow are equally worth seeing. It depicts the "true colours" of each member. Also shows the enthusiasm and what fun-loving people we are. Very nicely blogged today.
* Hey, our Badmaash Company had many guests joining us today. All the badmaashes enjoyed gujia, a typical Holi snack. The ones who did not join, missed it. Thanks to the good lady (I don't recall her name), who brought them.

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

Kanji Day

The long-awaited 'Kanji Day' for the Club finally dawned this morning. But it had to leave us with a tinge of guilt. For Santosh Tyagi, the lady who near-institutionalized the consumption of this tangy carrot-beetroot drink on Holi-eve, has not been keeping well (left pic) of late. A debilitating attack of viral fever had forced her to remain home-bound during the past few days. She almost did not come today, but had made appropriate arrangements in advance with the Babanis for carrying the heavy kanji bottles to the Garden… just in case.
Now, everybody knows that nobody makes kanji better than Santosh Tyagi and sure enough, they are all there – nearly 40 of them descending out of nowhere. Even Neelam Garg and Kiran Arora were there. Anticipating the heavy turnout, Santosh carried an extra bottle with her when she came in briefly towards the end of the exercises. Her foresight paid off and she did not run short, even after some people had shamelessly gobbled down several glasses like there was no tomorrow. If at all the lady could have any regret, it was for the absence of her biggest fan, Harish Wadhwa. She made Shekhawat call him specially on the phone, only to be told that he was sitting in Kolkata on work. Serves him right! Harish’s loss was our gain.
Amidst all the kanji-guzzling, Srichand Arora went around presenting photo ID-cards to members individually. This also happens to be his brainchild (after the caps) and he had to remind everybody not to use the card in an ATM by mistake. But Bapu Rane was so impressed that he wanted to keep it securely displayed in his room and carry around a black-and-white laminated copy. For the record though, we urge all members – especially those coming alone from long distances – to keep the ID card in their person at all times. Rather than risk losing the PAN card, driving license, passport or voter’s ID, this is a far more convenient instrument for self-identification in the event of an emergency.
Renu Babani's PICSSPEAK:
"Cheers! Tastes so good and worth every drop. The atmosphere is just right for such a worthy drink."