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Till this moment, Shekhawat does not realise that nobody is following him! |
For a change, let this post be from Shekhawat’s point of view:
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Hands turn to fists |
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Yusuf R presents trophy to Khatoon Baig |
I coming from Mableshwar and going to Garden after 4 days. In my absence, that damn Gupta fellow do big
gadbud ghotala behind my back. He confiscating my
saalis. Aisa kabhi hota hai? I make one-one
saali with difficulty, distributing
luddoo in Garden, investing money. Nobody helping me. And he simply doing
phurut-phurut with plastic whistle and taking all
saalis and everybody in his
chhuk-chhuk rail gaadi. How can he doing this? He playing conspiracy with me.
I know this Gupta man very well.
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Mediators negotiate compromise |
I making his wife my latest
saali giving
luddoos to full Club last week. But she is actually his
saali. So we now sharing same
saali. So he becomes my… I don’t know what to call him. Yes, he is
kadka-karodpati! He is making me mad. How dare he taking all my
saalis on his
chhuk-chhuk gaadi?
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Jubilant Khatoon Baig holds aloft winner's trophy |
By blowing blue whistle can you take everyone behind you? I tolding him today, you cannot get anything from whistling. But he not listening. He fighting with me.
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Shekhawat walks away angrily |
Now there is another man,
Yusuf Rassiwala. Gem of gentleman. I even presenting him
Pehchan Kaun trophy today. Before that, he presenting
Khatoon Baig winner trophy. But look at this man, he not like the Gupta man.
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Khatoon distributes sweets |
He giving everyone one-one cinema ticket. Go see
Piku at
Fun Cinema tomorrow morning free. He paid. This is called good man. He gave toffee also. Khatoon gave
barfi also. Banoo giving Mableshwar jelly toffee also. All nice people. And where this damn Gupta coming from!
What he understand of
saali? Look at me. I going Mableshwar and made brand new
saali for two days. Ask anybody.
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Yusuf R receives trophy |
In two days, we became so close, she calling me '
jiju-jiju' all time and when she leaving, she crying. When I also crying, she ask why I crying. I say because you crying. The whole bus was singing
Abhi na jao chhor kar…
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Yusuf R distributes movie tickets for Piku |
Then before getting down from bus, she giving me
pappi before all man and ladies log. Ask anyone. This is called
saali. What Gupta knowing? Only doing
phurut-phurut, that's all? He knows NOTHING at all.
Kiran Prakash:
* Shekhawat-ji, we understand and empathise with you. We have seen how seriously you have been nurturing your
saalis. They are so close to your heart. I am genuinely willing to help you in this hour of personal crisis. There are four options:
one, generously tip the watchman to ensure that Gupta is not allowed inside the Garden;
two, give
supari to somebody to... but I know that you are too good to do that;
three, go on a vacation with your
saalis only to further strengthen the relationship; and
four, invite your
saalis for dinner once in a week. I am with you and I wish the deepest love of your
saalis for you. May God bless you.
* The pictures are communicating what was left unsaid by Shekhawat-ji. What a classy placement of pictures to convey the sequence of events!
Lt Col Angad Singh (retd) from Mohali:
Gupta-ji has a new weapon in his armory. He put the blue whistle to good use during Shekhawat-ji's absence. That is the reason all the
saalis joined Gupta-ji's
rail gadi without raising a fuss. And nothing succeeds like success. Hope Shekhawat-ji finds some solution to attract his
saalis back. Good luck to him.
Bihari Milwani from Los Angeles:
Bade miyaan diwane (Shekhawat ji) aise na bano /
Hasina kya chaahe hum se suno... Use AXE (perfume) and see the effect. All your
saalis will be back with you!!!