Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Day 377

Uffffff... our ladies can talk and how!
Like little school girls, they go on and on on on – jabber-jabber-jabber, hee-hee-hee-heee, khil-khil-khil-khil, hee-hee-heee... all through the exercises, like there’s no tomorrow. True, their free-spirited talkathon relieves much of the tedium and adds to the fun-'n'-games of the mornings; but seriously, everybody would like to know what the Talkative TrioSunita Jajodia, Bhaswati Bose and Geeta Sardana – find so compelling every daybreak as to unfailingly have a verbal diarrhoea during the exercises. Fact is, once these certified chatterboxes get together, no amount of polite ministrations (Renu Babani: "Silence is Golden"), scolding (Srichand Arora: "Khaamosh!") and cajoling (Nahid Khan: "Idhaaar!") would ever work. And should Santosh Tyagi, Harbans Singh, Ramila Mistry or Kajal Babani choose to chip in, even God Almighty cannot stop the torrent of endless titter and prattle.
Of late, Arora appears to have also given up on them, but is yet to join the ranks of the meek, speechless males who are resigned to their fate. In order to distract the ladies today, he suggested that the Lein-Dein exercise be patented in the name of Ramila Mistry. This comes close on the heels of the Neelam Exercise that got formally patented with the phapda-jalebi bash yesterday. Ramila, who made an appearance after close to a fortnight, promptly agreed to treat everybody – provided of course, we henceforth follow her style of rolling our wrists, first inwards, then outwards.
Meanwhile news comes in of Hari Singh Shekhawat, having quite recovered from his chest congestion problem that had led to his hospitalization last Thursday (see post of Day 371). He has not been discharged though, as some reports of tests are still awaited. This made an over-concerned Geeta Sardana (above) wonder aloud if Shekhawat, by force of habit, should be doing his 'Slow and Fast' goli-marna on the hospital nurses every morning. We would know for sure in a couple of days, when Shekhawat is expected to return home.
Says HARISH WADHWA:
Today's jokes' muqabala was nice with long chits and page-full of jokes, thanks to Santosh-ji and the grand master, Kishor-bhai.
Will men ever come to know what the women talk? We are all curious, but hesitant to ask. Will someone volunteer? Why should women have all the fun?
Blog Monster, your reporting today is superb in language, content and vocabulary. It makes very interesting reading. Great work my friend. You should be a novelist!
Says RENU BABANI:
Finally, someone agrees that the ladies tend to chatter incessantly and any polite request to be attentive during the exercises falls on deaf ears. Rest assured Mr Harish, the conversation will not be of interest to you. So you are not missing much. However, whatever be the discussion, it is all light-hearted and in good fun. There are no personal issues, so no one gets offended. We meet at the Garden to enjoy ourselves and let's face it, we are young at heart and shall always remain this way.

2 comments:

Harish Wadhwa said...

Today's joke Muqabala was also nice with long chits and page full of jokes. Thanks to Santosh ji and the grand master Kishore bhai.

Will men ever come to know what they talk ?. We are all curious but are hesitant to ask !. Will someone volunteer ?. Why should women have all the fun ??.

Blog monster your reporting today is superb in language, content and vocabulary. It makes a very interesting reading. Great work my friend. You should be a novelist !.

Renu said...

Finally! Someone agrees that the ladies tend to chatter incessantly and any polite requests to be more attentive during the exercises falls on deaf ears. Rest assured Mr. Harish, that the conversation will not be of interest to you, so you are not missing much.
However, whatever the discussion, it is all light hearted and in good fun. There are no personal issues so no one gets offended.
We meet at the garden to enjoy ourselves, and let's face it, we are young at heart and shall always remain that way.