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Bijoy Gupta and Shekhawat are at the far end... confronting each other

As is well known, Bijoy Gupta never misses an opportunity to get on Shekhawat’s case. And now, having fully recovered from whatever was ailing him (ref post of May 31), he is back to being his belligerent self and giving Shekhawat a hard time.
Today, for some strange reason, the latter's t-shirt raised Gupta’s hackles. It was a plain, old maroon t-shirt that Shekhawat has worn to the Garden at least a dozen times. But to Gupta, it was special. In fact, he found it obnoxious – a “goonda t-shirt”, as he put it.
“How dare you come wearing this goonda t-shirt?” he charged Shekhawat, just as

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the exercises started. “You think you can run your goonda-giri here? Go home right now and change that t-shirt!”
Shekhawat initially protested, even accusing Gupta of shamelessly wearing (his wife) Pushpa’s t- shirt today. Before long he succumbed to the feral attack and meekly picked up his little sling bag while making his way out. “I am going home,” Shekhawat said.
Naturally he wasn’t allowed to and with the intervention of Yusuf Rassiwala and Rukhsana Khan , Shekhawat quietly retraced his steps. He had won a moral victory, not to mention the sympathy of all those witness to his plight.
But Gupta wasn’t letting go easily. He launched a fresh onslaught, weaving a cock-and-bull story of Shekhawat going shopping last evening and buying himself the maroon t-shirt, primarily to impress some of his lady friends.
Nobody of course, believed Gupta. But the way he kept insisting, narrating the story time and again to whoever cared to listen, held us on stitches all morning.