One-up(wo)manship

Harish Wadhwa wishes to be on the top of Google’s Big Laaf page. Today he learnt that two lady members are currently occupying top position on the page because they had roughed up Razia Khan the day-before-yesterday (see post). Finding this a convenient short-cut to fame, Harish declared that he too would get into a scuffle – little expecting the two ladies, Bhaswati Bose and Kajal Babani to be one-up on him. “Why don’t we rather bash you up?” they countered in all seriousness.
Now this is what happens when women infiltrate a male preserve – the club’s Badmaash Company. From Srichand Arora to Ved Prakash Grover to Prakash Motwani to Pratap Bhatt, men have found this a perfect forum to let their hair down and crack jokes over piping hot tea after the exercises. Being the uber-chivalrous Indian male, Harish invited Renu Babani, Bhaswati and Kajal to join him this morning. The regulars, Bose and Kishor were already there.
So even as men and women were evenly balanced, the former could scarcely get a word in edgeways. The discussions veered around the Lonavala picnic initially, then jumped to pesky neighbours, on to Kazakhstan and illegitimate kids, then palm reading and sperm donation and hacking into Internet accounts and… till another round of tea was ordered. Eventually when Kajal had to be dropped, Bose proffered, “Be careful or your husband will kill us.” Pat came her reply: “He will probably thank you!”
How to deal with such women – should they one day decide to join Badmaash Company?
Harish Wadhwa:
Well reported, Blog Monster. Women are always curious to know the Badmaash Company activities. Today they had an opportunity to know that we people are capable of talking about anything under the sun! It was a nice morning and enjoyed a good dose of laughter and chatter-chatter. When do we have the next one like this well-attended chai session?