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Swati Punjabi goes clawing at Kiran Prakash |
Kiran Prakash got the scare of his life when
Swati Punjabi offered to treat him to an invigorating head massage this morning (
ref yesterday’s post). It was a well-meaning offer, but to Prakash, this was nothing short of a threat to his very existence on this planet.
In fact, the fear was equally shared between the Club’s two other ‘bravehearts’,
Dilip Babani and
Siba Prasad Maitra (both in pic), the original targets of Swati’s attention. Cleverly they managed to deflect the threat. But Prakash had no such luck.
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Arun Patil has boxes of petha from
a visit to Faizabad |
And when he saw two bare sets of claws advance menacingly towards him, he had no option but to beat a hasty exit. He simply ran and ran, straight out of the gate, not daring to look back!
Clearly, Swati had taken her photo yesterday too seriously. And with a reputation preceding her, just about no man in the Club would willingly lend his head to her ministration. Maitra has already had a taste of the merciless whiplash those steel-like hands can deliver in the guise of a back massage.
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Harbans Kaur gets us kada prasad
from her trip to Nanded Saheb |
Dilip also played it safe by repeatedly removing his cap and exposing a bald pate, saying nothing would come of massaging him up there.
But to Swati, she was only doing them a favour – more so, when she was offering her services free of charge. (It was another matter, that she also needs the men’s votes for the
Woman of the Year – 2016 trophy.)
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Shekhawat briefs the ladies on the weekend picnic |
Moreover wasn’t this exactly what Prakash wanted, going by his comments in yesterday’s post: “
Demo with a male member will be more appealing”? Obviously, he meant some other male member and not being the sacrificial goat himself. But who was to explain this to an altogether determined and mistaken Swati Punjabi?
Meanwhile,
Shekhawat reiterated that the picnic this weekend will be at
Royal Hills resort – take it or leave it. Some people had remarked that re-visiting the same picnic spot was akin to “marrying an already married person” and accordingly Shekhawat had been making inquiries with some other holiday resorts. Apparently he has drawn a blank. And now he is not prepared to make any change in his plans – even if the picnic were to be scrapped.
Anonymous: KP Saheb, tomorrow please put on a helmet.
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Anonymous 1 and 2 |
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Kiran Prakash |
More contenders for your precious vote may try to give you head massage.
Kiran Prakash:
Swati ka hath pad jaaye to aadmi uth-ta nahi hai, UTH jaata hai!
Kiran Prakash adds: Dear Anonymous-ji, helmet manufacturing companies will have to spend a fortune to manufacture a helmet which Swati's fingers cannot break. Have you taken '
supari' for my life from any of the contenders?
Anonymous replies: Kiran Prakash-ji, run away!
Swati se bachna mushkil hi nahi, NAMUMKIN hai!!!
Kiran Prakash: Dear Anonymous-ji, now you are talking like my well-wisher. Please identity yourself.
Anonymous: We both are not the same Anonymous. Run away comment was given by me. Call me Anonymous No 2.
Kiran Prakash: Dear Anonymous No 2-ji, please identify yourself.
Kiran Prakash: Arre, I just saw this picture. Who is he? It seems I have seen him somewhere. Anyway, dear Anonymous-ji (and now Visible-ji), thank you very much for your timely guidance. Let's meet some time.
Anonymous No 3: Will Anonymous No 1 and Anonymous No 2 (if they are not the same person) identify themselves? We had a good laugh following you. We would like to felicitate you in the Garden.
Blog Monster: Sorry, this conversation is not leading anywhere. No 'Anonymous' comment will be carried from here on.
Swati Punjabi: I agree with both of them.